She's given posting on here and is sunk into a deep and relentless depression.
Frankly, I'm worried.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:40, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Did she owe you money?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)

It tends to be the other way round with me.
As you well know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

As long as you're up on the deal, I'd call it a result.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Best she never had.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

she'll always have the memories
whenever she points to that limpwristed wanker from blur in some shit Sunday supplement and tells everyone for the thousanth time that he conquested her, she'll really be wistfully thinking of her Dorking manstud
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Jug-eared kilt-wearing Manstud, you mean.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)