Michael Owen (perennially injured footballer) told twitter to ask him anything
among the questions were "I have a parcel coming thursday, could you come round and wait in for it?" And "Have you ever wanked off a horse?"

hashtag #AskMOwen, twitter fans.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:36, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Hahaha
What was his reply?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)

he said they could ask him anything
smartly he didn't say he would answer.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Wily little horse-wanker that he is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Still laughing at it
https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23askMOwen?q=%23askMOwen

on a scale of 1 to Alex Ferguson, how much whiskey do you drink?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

altalt: We did the povvo abroad option of camping
but we were middle class so did Eurocamp and Canvas Holidays where the tent was already set up for you.

We did go to Cornwall a lot when I was small, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)