I guarantee you I would cause a flood or worse if I tried.
I'm absolutely shit at that sort of thing. My father taught me nothing as we had maintenance men from the College who'd do everything. Our hall ceiling was really fucking high, and these chaps would even come round to change the lightbulbs.

My brother can do all that shit because he spent 10 years as a squatter but not me, I am hopeless.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:21, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

it's worth giving it a shot though, save yourself hundreds
and what with the internet these days it's easy to look up how to do things
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Nowadays I've little choice but to do as you say.
I need to make a will.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)

I beqeath the sum of FUCK ALL and some obscure vinyl to Boyce Jr

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)

+ debts, Sporto, lots of lovely debts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I'm not sure you can give them away like that
Just saying like
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)

certain debts can be claimed by the creditor to the deceased's nearest and dearest

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)

is there a flip side of that shitty heir hunters show,
where some office full of sadistic cunts trawl he country to heap debt upon the recently bereaved?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

no, because those sadistic cunts are bankeers
who we all know are above the law
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)