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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright, fine. And I suppose Al's got better tits than me.GOD, I'M SO UNATTRACTIVE.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:37,
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I CAN'T BELIEVE NO-ONE IS PANDERING TO MEIf I was an 18-year-old female pole dancer you'd all have sweaty hands by now, you pervs.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:41,
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My hands are already sweaty, due to the excessive heat.I should really go and wash the dishes but it's like a fucking oven in the kitchen at the moment.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:43,
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You don't need to be attractive.You're married. You can get fat and hairy and your missus will have to spend LOADS of money on divorcing you.
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Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:43,
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I need to remain trim so she doesn't get tempted to go and boff some young personal trainer or something.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:45,
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