Samantha 'Prick', more like!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:39, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Haha, nice one Monty

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)

That one's gratis.
More gags to follow - as and when I make them up!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

*follows on Twitter*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)

i saw this hip hop gangsta film once where they referred to each other as 'bricks'
and one of them asked the other why and he said 'cos bricks build holmes'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)

that's homes like 'homies' or 'homeboy'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

a homeboy is like a friend, or someone who has 'got your back'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)

'got your back' means someone who will look after or protect you
should you get in trouble with the feds or a rival gang
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)

"feds" means the cops

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)

OCD runs the cops, you're a cop

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)

*buys that for a dollar*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)

You know an awful lot about the 'thug life' Quence

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)

i'm straight-ass gangsta-ly

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

In between the murdering and drug dealing those ganstas are all heart

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I put it to you that this is not in fact true.
No such film nor the quote attributed to it has ever ever existed. Nor is it ever likely to.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)

honest, i swear down guv
i wouldn't make such a poor joke for the sake of it, there was even that shaft remake witha guy called 'peeps', cos he looks after his 'peeps'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

"peeps" means his people, homies and such that are clsoe to him

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)

wait his name was 'peoples' not peeps

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)

You see you can't even keep up with your own lies.
Keep them simple, Q.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)

watch Samuel L.Jackson in Shaft, i'm no liar

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Haha see you've caught yourself out again, here.
He's played by Richard Rowntree. Samuel L Jackson would have been about 8 when that came out. What next, 'Nic' (no 'K') Cage is in The Wicker Man'???

I DON'T *THINK* SO.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I WIN
www.imdb.com/title/tt0162650/
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)

No you don't.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:54, Reply)

erm yeah but i do, can't seem to help myself these days

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)

You're the opposite of AA in the cinema's sweets section.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)

i do sometimes pick up a fried egg at woollies and take it down the cafe and go 'OMG LOOK HOW SMALL MY EGG IS?!?!'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)

You have clearly 'hacked' imdb, and 'posted' a 'photoshopped' image and listing here.
I'm not as stupid as I look, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

i wish i had a brick right now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)

because bricks build homes?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)

kelly holmes

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)

I like it in Dawn of the Dead when the black fella tells the lady that his brother was killed
and she says "Real brother or street brother?"
You just don't get that sort of passive racism anymore.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)

hahaha
classic
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Eamon Holmes?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Barratt Homes?>>>>?????>>>>?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Classic Monty right here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)