Everyone on the Internet is fat, right?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:03, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Except me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:04, Reply)

And me.
Despite eating lots of cheese for lunch everyday, I appear to have come back from my holiday slimmer than when I went.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Where did you go?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Kroneyland

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:07, Reply)

I hope you wore some onions.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)

I wore one on my belt (which was the style at the time)
I drank wine and ate cheese every lunchtime, swam in the sea every day, drank Breton cider and beer in the evenings and maintained a disinterested air at all times.
I'm going to try striking next year.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Fantastic.
Did you bring me back any tabs?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:23, Reply)

No, I'm trying to help you give up.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Only a couple of months 'till London bash.
Excited?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Positively tumescent.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:29, Reply)

I forgot
Was the train trip as bad as you thought it would be?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Nah, it was much as I expected.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)