they get all up on the table and shit and all looking at your food, like yo, you don't eat my food
if I offer you some chicken you just sniff it and walk away
plus omg cat litter boxes!!! YUCK. and they puke just any fucking where, at least my dog will go outside to puke.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:26, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

without an american accent
i just can't pull any of this off.

in english:

uninvited and ignoring noises of discouragement, they leap up onto the table. they inspect the food, further ignoring disparaging cries from the diners. if any food is offered, it will be rejected with a cool blink from green eyes and a swish of an irritable tail. and their toilets stink. in addition to this, they vomit anywhere they like. at least a dog has the courtesy to go outside.

it's just NOT THE SAME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)