well,
i guess i could type out the reply here for you, and then when he turns up tomorrow just link him to the post in this thread. But i'm not sure the content of the reply will be of any interest to you whatsoever.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:08, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'm not going to read it.
I'm just going to nod sagely and ask you about your mother.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:09, Reply)

Were you breast fed?
Did she have large breasts?
When was the last time you saw her naked?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:10, Reply)

yes,
yes
i don't know.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:11, Reply)

Mm hmm.
And when you have erotic thoughts about her, are you the dominant or submissive party?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:23, Reply)

wait, hang on, what?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:25, Reply)

And when you dream about fighting your father for the affections of you mother
do you typically win the fight? Or lose the fight? Or does the fight become a sexual encounter?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:31, Reply)

Merkins still spend hundreds of millions of dollars on this shite.
No wonder their entire continent is fucked.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:32, Reply)