hold up yo
There's an old businessman type gadge sitting opposite me. He's reading Tolkien, and has just taken a swig from a hipflask. At quarter to nine no less.

What I want to know is, how can Monty be on my train, and posting from his 'office' at the same time?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:44, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Can't be him
he just said he doesn't do "breakfast".
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:50, Reply)

but the old age, the Tolkien and the early morning boozing all point to it being the Boyce.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Any other clues?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:56, Reply)

he smells of wee.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:58, Reply)

IT'S HIM!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:05, Reply)