'Exciting' lolbash news:
We're looking at taking over the back room at the Sebright which would mean the music will be back on (unlucky, wankers) and we won't have to mix with the hipsters.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:52, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You take away pleasure with one hand, then give it with another.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Mcfistywank

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)

mind you, hipsters may be preferable to Boyce's taste in music.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I like some of the stuff he recommends. But I also like good music too.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)

YOU SHITBAG.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)

You have great taste, but I like some modern music too, like from the nineties

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)

may be

are

Didn't hear the funky chicken even once last time, the prick.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)

I bet you missed out on Vanessa Paradis as well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Yeah, by about ten years, then that prick Depp got his mitts on her.
I'd have knocked her back doors right through.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:01, Reply)

By Rufus Thomas?
I have that on 45. It's fucking excellent but I normally play the other side 'The Breakdown'.

And I wonder why no-one likes me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)

To be fair, people don't dislike you for your music, Monty.
It's because you're an insufferable cunt.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:02, Reply)

Monty put him on ignore.
His TOTALLY VALID OUTRAGE is pretty funny.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Oh, I wasn't outraged.
Tut.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:04, Reply)

WELL MAY BE I WILL.
SEE IF 'MR FUNNY' HERE'S STILL LAUGHING THEN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:05, Reply)

YOU'LL BE SORRY
YOU'LL MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE
( Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Not exactly true...
I dislike him for both his cuntery AND his music.
( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:04, Reply)

YESSSSSSSS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:06, Reply)

i might actually attend.
Or I might dress as a hipster and watch you longingly from across the room.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)

I firmly believe that you should.
It's going to be v amusing, intentionally or otherwise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:12, Reply)

I will not be attending, which is a massive shame for both of us.

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)

*self-harms*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:16, Reply)

*guides knife*

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:16, Reply)

*knifes Guides*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)

You forgot his stupid clothes and bad hair.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)

I certainly do my best to...

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Difficult to do. I have found Temazepam keeps the nightmares away. Would you like some?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:11, Reply)

It'll have to do until Cousin Douggie gets released.

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:12, Reply)

I got one of these off the girl at the drive thru last night

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)

that wasn't a girl.
Or a drive thru was it Dr.?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Can we poke our heads out to throw stuff at them, though?

( Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Yes, you can see them on the other bar.

(we may still not get the back room btw)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:00, Reply)

I love hipsters

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)

hipsters cocks up my botty.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)