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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Weave around randomly. Also throw your arm out sideways to point at stuff on the short periods that you do walk in a straight line. Speed up, slow down and stop for no discernable purpose without bothering to move to the side of the pavement.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:48, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
If people don't walk in the gutter to get around you, stop and stare at them incomprehendingly.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)
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