Hugz4U bbz *waggles eyebrows*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:32, 67 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Get your filthy hands off me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I can't control myself around you, Chompy.
I'm 'hot' for your 'bod'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I'm warm for your form

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:35, Reply)

I'm afraid I'm chilled for your build.
Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)

:(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I'LL DO YOU, HATSO
/pityfuck
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Is there any other kind?
*sigh*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)

I'm 'tepid' for you 'nekid'

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)

I'll have a punt for your cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

A shot at your bot-bot

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)

A hit on your tit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)

A swim in your quim

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)

i'm wet for ya, pet
/cherylkerl
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Ah naar reet?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)

ABRACAMILLHOUSE!
/ac
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)

*Cuddles*
*wrongcuddles*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)

*tells an adult*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)

*Initiates The Townsend Defence*
*Gets scribbling*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)

ahhh fanks Montesaurus xxx

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I'm very surprised that this thread isn't doing a whole let better than it is.
I had such high hopes for it, too.

What're you up to tonight? I'm going to stay in and play loud music, myself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Curryyyyyyy,
I'm off down to london tomorrow, any tips? I know I have to stand on the left on escalators and if I get lost I have to immediatly stop in the footpath and check a map.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)

If your travelcard plays up, make sure you stand in the tube gates and put it through again and again
sometimes it works on the fifth or sixth try
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Writing this down.
I'm going to be taking a drag along suitcase as well, I'll be sure to leave it hanging out of tube doors.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Good thinking.
Also, repeatedly press the 'open' buttons on the tube doors as they definitely work and are in no way redundant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I'm going to say "hello" to everyone who gets on my tube carridge as well.
To make them feel comfortable.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Keep a really tight hold of your rucksack when on the tube and keep looking around suspiciously in case of bag thieves

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)

This is so right.
Also, the areas at the bottom of the stairs leading onto the tube platforms make handy places to have mini-conferences with all your friends.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)

I've heard that the tube maps are best read by running my fingers physically over them.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Yes, the 'Helen Keller' technique is essential to minimise delays.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)

That's right.
Make sure the map is fucking gigantic as well - and always wear a slightly too-small plastic policeman's hat, as this will help you blend in with the locals.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I've bought a "keep calm and carry on" baseball cap to blend in.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Liking this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Don't walk in a straight line.
Weave around randomly. Also throw your arm out sideways to point at stuff on the short periods that you do walk in a straight line. Speed up, slow down and stop for no discernable purpose without bothering to move to the side of the pavement.
( Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)

If in a group of people, be sure to walk abreast.
If people don't walk in the gutter to get around you, stop and stare at them incomprehendingly.
( Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)

remember to stand right in front of the opening tube doors and try and push your way on before anyone has got off.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)

try standing in doorways to shelter form the inevitable rain, you'll be doing everyone else a favour by letting them know not to leave that premisis by the exit you are standing in as they'll get wet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)

I'm going to loudly point out the landmarks to my girlfriend.
But deliberatly get them wrong.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)

I like how you mentioned that you had a girlfriend

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)

It's a sock puppet I've drawn breasts on

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)

girlfriend victim.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Oh wait, is she coming?
Do think she might need a shower while down here?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)

I doubt it sorry Gonz

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Remember, "I have a bomb" is a term of endearment when carrying a backpack with some cables sticking out and back down under your shirt.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)

If you happen to have any shopping bags, a child or a bike on you...
... then the best place to put it is in an empty seat in rush hour.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)

meant to be at a wedding.
it's miles away. am thinking of sacking it off to hit the gym instead.

getting the fuck out of london tomorrow, too many fucktards bimbling around. GO HOME AND WATCH IT ON TV YOU USELESS RETARDS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)

HOME AND WATCH I EAM GB
ON TV YOU USELESS RETARDS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)

i'm going on monday
i will shout this then.

your strikethrough, not my original rant.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)

You can't sack off a wedding the niht before
bad swipe
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)

it's tonight
i would be sacking it off tonight
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Friday night wedding? odd

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)

It's a nice day for a

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)

friday wedding
my invite was evening only
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)

still there is a place reserved for you, so you should go
where is it?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)

No one cares if evening guests don't turn up
All the daytime people are already drunk and usually the evening food caters for about 3/4 of the expected number of guests and there is still always loads left over.

/used to work in a hotel in a former life.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)

All our food went.
I didn't even get any of the cheese I paid for. And I only had one bit of cake.

And I spilt red wine on my wife's dress. Though that was really her fault for knocking my hand.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)

But would you have cared if swipe didn't turn up to your evening do?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I would have been distraught.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)

DRINKING
Mainly drinking
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)

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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Finally.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)

gay

( Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Is this your weekend plans?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)

qotw is back

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)

FUCK YEAH!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

we should run a bet on how many people use the deletion or the cancellation or the ignore 2.0 to answer the quest-
oh.

too late.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Guilty.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)

haha i knew someone would not be able to resist

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)