I swear down no word of a lie, when I was 18 I used to go Candy a lot with my mate and his dad who dressed in drag.
Yeah', it was weird and all that, but one day me and Dave (my mate) got two of the fittest girls I've ever seen in real life. Not joking, one emo'y (which didn't exist at the time) and the other was a dancer at Spearmint.

We got back to mine, both thinking we're in there. And I'm sitting between them on my couch and dave is making "fuck off, out the room" eyes. Then, suddenly, they both put a hand each on each of my legs, leaned over, and started snogging. A few minuites it was ovbouse I was in the way...They got really pationate and I couldn't move, it was like I was standing between two farraris about to smash into each other.

Then suddenly, one takes the other by the hand into my room and has the loudest sex, like something out of a film. I was really shy, I was only 18, after an hour (which was like 10 minuites after they stopped), I bought in a glass of water and an ashtray, then had a wank in the bathroom, and fell asleep on the couch.

The look the next morning when the guy who lived above me (in a split house) saw us walking to the bus stop, he gave me the dirtiest look.
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