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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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New parents are the biggest single "group" we deal with.(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:31, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I'm sure, problem is the child can't explain waht's wrong so there's a lot of guess workNHS can rule out or in anything to bad and advise. It's a great service I think
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:32,
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Anyway why does it need to be quicker to get through, if you're that ill you should be goimng to A&E anyway(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:34,
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It's not really about how quick you get through it's how quick from picking up the phoneuntil the "endpoint". Which is jargon for the final advice, be that calling you an ambulance, going to the pharmacy or just have a nap and man up.
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you could just set up an answering phone that immediately tells them 'WASH YOUR HANDS A BIT MORE OFTEN, YOU DIRTY CUNT' and hangs up(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:39,
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I've called them myself on a baby-related issue.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:33,
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'I've drowned two of them in the bath. who can I get to take the blame?'(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:34,
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i know this one, it's the dead eyed girlfriend with an IQ of 65(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:35,
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"do you have a wheelie bin available sir?"(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:36,
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