The key to size loss, when all's said and done, is to eat less and move more. It's very bloody simple.
Salad = boring but good, fat + salt = tasty but bad.

Fatties are only fat because they want to be - it's not glandular.

Alt: I'd hire your entire family, friends, and everyone you know to dance for me all day.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:42, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

My breakfast this morning was dark, so very very dark
bloody milk had gone off
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:47, Reply)

The carton lay alone on the shelf.....


.....so alone.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:49, Reply)

I've just looked at your profile.
Aww.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:52, Reply)

I've just looked at yours.
*egrgrfgfgffgfgfg*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:56, Reply)

You keep doing that.
It's like you need to prove to yourself how much better you are than me or something.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:00, Reply)

It's probably because you think that your life is a comic book
www.flickr.com/photos/myky-d/4153561516/in/photostream
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I did enjoy learning the noir style and angles, yes.
Is it desperately wrong and uncool to like photography and photomanipulation, then?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:06, Reply)

it's desperately wrong to do it that badly.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Oh dear - should I just pack it all up, then?
Maybe go and kill myself because you don't like my stuff?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Go on then, it's shit here this morning
We will mourn your passing
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Thanks Rozzer.
That means a lot to me.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:12, Reply)

It's a bit sad when your projecting your dark and brooding graphic novel fixation into it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Really? As opposed to ...
Actually I haven't seen anything you've done.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Soz I don't take dark and brooding pictures to put up on the internet for show and tell, the 'novels' I read don't have to resort to having 'pictures' because I'm incapable of translating the meaning of 'words'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:15, Reply)

God Ringo Starr really hasn't aged well, has he?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:19, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:06, Reply)

who is that catsbumface-d lady?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Anne Robinson, presenter of The Weakest Link and a personal friend of Darth.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:13, Reply)

She looks like a witch.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:18, Reply)

she's not renowned for her kind and generous nature.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Where to?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:49, Reply)

*consults brooding Graphic Novel*
Gotham you imbecile
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Ah. "The Town Of The Emo Pig".

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:52, Reply)

To a dark place......

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:51, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:03, Reply)