OK so how would you deal with this situation:
Someone on /ot is being a 'cyber bully' and needs dealing with urgently. But sat on your keyboard is an infestation of grey, furry, fluttery moths, their gossamer wings gently purring in the air, and their hairy legs tapping impatiently on your mouse mat.

I put it to you that you would be unable to fulfil your mod duties and are thus unfit for office.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:34, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Rubbish. I would happily kill legions of moths, with a flamethrower if possible
but a rolled up magazine if necessary, in order to protect my People.

vive la revolution.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

If they're sitting on the keyboard
and their legs reach the mousemat, the only answer is a housebrick. Beat yourself to death with it before Mothra eats your liver.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)