Nicked some fags from my employer when I was about 21
In my defence, my employers at the time were - and I want to make sure I use the correct vernacular here - "cunts"

Since then, nowt of interest. I tend to claim a full day's pay for any meetings in London even though the meeting itself lasts 3.5 hours and I'm drinking the rest of the time. ROCK'N'ROLL.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:01, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Travel is a valid reason

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Still drinking on work time though innit
Don't deny me my pretensions of rebellion, Sporters
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Pffft
Lightweight
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Brain Cloughs papershoplolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Run by Cloughie's only living son

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)

*ghost in green jumper points*
NOW THEN YOUNG MAN
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)

*gets misty-eyed*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)