Moths. Without a shadow of a doubt.
I merely don't like eating olives, I am not petrified of them.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:18, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

so imagine you're somewhere really romantic
like the tiny beach with antique mirrors at either end studded with candles that they have outside the ridiculously romantic "lone star" restaurant on barbados. and the girl of your dreams is looking at you and saying how manly you are in your hawaiian shirt. you KNOW you're going to get some later.

suddenly a wild moth appears.

what do you do?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Flail madly at it and possibly run away.

( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)

HAWT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)

If she were truly the woman of my dreams
she'd get rid of it for me, whilst laughing and stroke my hair until I calmed down :(
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)

if only i could do a double strikethrough, TWICE AS HARD
you know it would look like this:

wo

and

s
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)

:(

( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)

look
it's a man's job to get rid of any sort of creepy crawly, surely you know this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)

I'm absolutely fine as long as they can't fly at me.
You'll find that neither "creepy", nor "crawly" suggest wings are involved. Therefore I am still fully a man.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)

dude
there are eunuchs mincing their way around the globe who are more man than you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Leave me alone
loads of people hate moths :(
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)

not big 6'4" blokes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Luckily I'm only 6'2"
So it's perfecty acceptable.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)

yes
that is ok then.

you bumder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)