If you want to get down with the cool kids in work tomorrow, say....
'I see that Robin Van Persie has handed in a transfer request, saying he wants to win things'

The lads will think you're great, they might even lend you their copy of Nuts magazine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:10, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I just want to be one of the 'lads', Jeff.
This snippet will surely make them accept me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:11, Reply)

It's bound to.
Has your Judy relaxed about you attending a spastics convention in September yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)

We haven't really talked about it.
It'll be fine though, I'm sure.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Until you get home from work tomorrow with an afro and a copy of Nuts.
And your excuse is, 'Some bloke called JeffTheDogFucker' told me to do it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:16, Reply)

"I've only got it for the articles, love"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:18, Reply)

+ now, get the chips on bitch.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:19, Reply)

I've already told her twice.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:21, Reply)