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Piss off you don't have a Tesco near you
Where do you live, in a pineapple under the sea?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:16,
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I have two tesco expresses,
the big tescos are out of town.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:17,
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Well see if they have earphones
Blimey, do we have to do all the work, Chomp?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:18,
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so you lied to us.
Why?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:18,
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Tesco express wouldn't stock a decent supply of headphones.
So I disregarded their existence.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:19,
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You don't know that
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:20,
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look,
If you're scared of the security guard, I'm sure someone can gold your hand as you walk past him. He's lovely really.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:20,
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GOLD YOUR HAND
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:33,
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WINDY PIG IN 'KING MIDAS' SHOCKER
MORE ON THIS STORY AS IT HAPPENS
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:33,
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its a curse i will never escape,
And every day I cry.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:34,
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Is that why you have the shit dog, to lick up your tears?
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:36,
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he keeps hugging it really tight hoping it will turn into a golden retriever :(
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:41,
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they also didn't have any orange juice the otehr day
i mean orange juice, for pity's sake!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:28,
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