That last one he did was bollocks I thought.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:36, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That one with Jimmy The Artful Dodger Carr
and Lauren Frogeye Laverne?
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Nah those short films he wrote.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Oh right.
The thing I was thinking of was shit, too. You can see how I'd get confused.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)

THe one about the prime minister fucking a pig?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Yup, I thought they weren't very good at all.
and I had fairly high hopes. He is considerably better at pointing out things which are shit than he is at writing things which aren't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)

He only wrote the first one.
I thought the thrid one, about the people with inbuilt cameras in their heads, was the best of the lot.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)

I'd given up by then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)

UNNNNNNH
YOU IDIOT

they didn't have cameras in their heads, they had devices in their brains that recorded everything they saw through their EYES. OMG I CAN'T BELEVE UR SO STUPID
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)

This one looks more police squad like
it's called a touch of cloth.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Sounds much more like it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHA
thats funny you see, because "touching cloth" is a reference to pooing your pants, whereas "a touch of frost" was a popular police drama starring David Jason. And "a touch of frots" was all about that time you were rubbing up against your "girlfriend" on a bus.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Why do you hate everything?
sky1.sky.com/a-touch-of-cloth/a-touch-of-cloth-trailer
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)

I don't know, it doesn't look that great.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Don't watch it then. No skin off my nose.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Ah I saw the ad for that, I couldn't take it seriously
after they announced the name
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)

I don't think you're meant to take it seriously.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)

I thought it was a Serious Cop Drama
Turns out it's a spoof. I might give it a go.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)

'Sup
Series link it! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)

That smiley means
"do what I say now, if you foget you're dead"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Nah
I'm being nice to him as it's our anniversary week... next week I'll go back to making demands until he starts digging up the patio!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)

I started yesterday, as it happens.
Thank god we finally got a garden waste bin.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Fred West lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)

You fucken series link it.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)

It's only a two parter.
please don't get divorced.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)

If we do get divorced it's your fault.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)

I concur

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I DONT WANT TWO HOUSES!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)

We broke up because of you, you know.
Everything was OK between us til you came along. You were an accident.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:56, Reply)

But you have the app
bumder.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Is there an app for "shut it, woman"?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I'm going to pay for that one later, aren't I?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I've just punched myself in the goolies, hope that helps.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Don't worry
I'll come up with something.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Probably

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I couldn't decide if it was supposed to be serious
or more like Vexed, I did only see a teaser trailer though!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)