Oh I did a bad thing yesterday
Lunch - 2 family size Milka bars.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:37, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

That sounds like a good lunch to me.
Lunch today was a family size bag of crisps.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Didn't do too badly today
A monster cheese and onion baguette.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:41, Reply)

The clue is in "family size." Have a tomato as well. With lots of pepper.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:44, Reply)

If it helps
I didn't ahve any tea.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Soz, I'm not criticising. Eat what you like, if you enjoy it. I'm off for a couple of packets of crisps and some digestive biscuits in a minute despite eating chilli and salad and cheese not two hours ago.

Go oan yersel'.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:59, Reply)

*healthy for Scotland fives*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:00, Reply)

*yay*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:01, Reply)

*deepfriedfives*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Each hand in the deep fat fryer?

Too far, man, too far.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Ha! My beloved made tattie soup today. I've just had a bowl. Lovely.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:16, Reply)

leave it a while and you'll have a 'bowl movement'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Undoubtedly. I'll give you a full description.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:17, Reply)