Pre-packed sandwiches are without exception shit.
Even the Tesco finest one on grain bread with salt beef, gherkins and English mustard and costs about three quid is at best underwhelming. To be able to cock that one up is an achievement of sorts.

Alt: 'I'm Alive', Don Fardon's version. It is exhuberant in the extreme - and unless I'm mishearing it, slightly racist which always cheers me up.

AltAlt: amphetamine sulphate or ketamine. I tried smoking heroin once but it went wrong and all went up in the air thank God.
EDIT also Romanian plum hooch (called something like halinka) is also utterly, utterly foul.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:53, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

i could eat pre packed sandwiches until they spewed from my ears
but I haven't such a refined palette as you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:02, Reply)

I haven't painted for years, I don't think I even own a palette any more.
OH, 'PALATE'!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:03, Reply)

man, pendantry is hilarious

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:06, Reply)

So is being a sarky shitbag with a fancy new barnet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:07, Reply)

i ain't had my hair cut yet

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 17:10, Reply)