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Good morning scat fiends. Today sees the release of the eye popping Samsara, shit name I know, however it promises to be a cinematic wet dream. Shot in 70mm over 5 years its made by the same celluloid fritters that done Baraka and Koyaanisqatsi. Check your local magic lantern playhouse for screening times. I have armed myself with some herbal cigs and a half day in anticipation.

Not been in here for a while, what have I missed?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:40, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

WELL HELLO THERE!
I saw an ad in the paper for that. Looks great.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Morning ya Nazi bastard
Yeah, I try and catch it, definitely one for the big screen, and if possible under the influence of a brew. How's tricks anyways? Hope the ex is playing nicely
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Worse than ever, old boy.
Yesterday I set the wheels in motion to take the cunt back to court. I will be representing myself as I am broke. Lolz all round.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Sorry to hear that buddy
Can't see what she hopes to gain with such twattery
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:52, Reply)

She is hoping to royally fuck me and my family off.
She is guaranteed to succeed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:53, Reply)

That sounds hideously shit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:42, Reply)

It really doesn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Ah, bugger, there was a description on google that just made it sound like hippie bollocks.
Can't find it now.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Visually it will be spectacular.
Plus I am almost completely certain that Nick 'Nic' Cage is not involved.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:47, Reply)

That does help with most things
Then again, Con Air was an enjoyable film, as long as you forgot he was actually in it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:48, Reply)

forgot he was actually in didn't watch
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Well
Maybe you would prefer something a little less taxing, I think The Expendable is still showing in the more seamier multiplexes.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Expendables 2, you mean?
To be honest, any film desribed as being 'a nonverbal, guided meditation' makes me think it'll be wanky shit.

Who knows, might enjoy it in a few years, but not my thing right now.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:53, Reply)

YEAH GET IT RIGHT CANCE,
THERE ISN'T ACTUALLY EVEN A FILM CALLED 'SUPERMAN ONE' *ACTUALLY*.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:55, Reply)

EXACTLY!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:56, Reply)

HE QUITE CLEARLY KNOWS *NOTHING* ABOUT ‘CINEMA’!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:58, Reply)

I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE COULD BE SO STUPID!!!!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:58, Reply)

THANK GOD HE RARELY POSTS ON HERE THESE DAYS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:59, Reply)

WORSE THAN HITLER, HE IS

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:04, Reply)

I AGREE, MASTER YODA.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:36, Reply)

I think you can still see repeats of 'Art Attack' on YouTube.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:54, Reply)