Isn't your old man a brief? Blag some tips off him.
Been to court a few times. Haircut, shave, shirt and tie and act all apologetic and shameful. Assuming you're going guilty, which I was. You don't have to mean it, it just gives the judge/magistrates a better view of you.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:58, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Nah, my father is an academic.
I'm taking someone to court, not the other way round.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Finally getting that bastard who stole your drugs, huh?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:02, Reply)

What are your realistic chances of winning, if you don't mind me asking?
I assume this is regarding your delightful ex-missus.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I will win, no question.
There will be an element of compromise but she has literally zero chance of having my current court order (which was drawn up when my daughter was only one and a half) maintained now my kid is 4.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:11, Reply)