I attempted to get out of a speeding fine on a technicality
had a few letters back and forth, in the end they basically called my bluff and went down the "we'll see what a judge says" route at which point I folded like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face.

I did jury duty once, that was fun. The defendant was an idiot.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)