Fuck off. Wanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 20:52, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I hope you die in a fire.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Only once I have arranged for you to be raped up the ringpiece with some rusty razor wire.
Alright? Good weekend?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Stop being civil you AIDS ridden arse monkey.
This and that. Been reading up on hydrogen fuel technology.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 20:59, Reply)

I have been gardening and spending time with both may daughter and in my shed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Euphemism for noncing then.
An old friend has started a hydrogen fuel business. Has an ineffective marketing team. Needs a new director. Should I freelance it? I don't want to move and the company is only a few months old. What if they go tits up?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:03, Reply)

Can you do it part time and keep your FT job for a while to see if it has long term potential?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:07, Reply)

Possibly.
But it's stuff like their London guy is a twerp. Getting TfL to buy the equipment for their buses would be a massive coup. I'm suggesting a diversified client portfolio of public and private sector, aiming to get bought by GE in 2-3 years.

Loads of money all round if that happens.

EDIT: Twerp as in hasn't managed to speak to TfL yet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Feel
Da luv, man.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Alight you tecuchter prick?
Your alter ego has been absent for a while, thank fuck.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 20:54, Reply)

I'm
fine, min. It's teuchter, by the way.

How's yersel'?

Who is my alter ego?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 20:56, Reply)

I ken the spelling fine well
Just typod it as I am thick as fuck.

Your alter ego is Hartley Hare. Obvs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Hartley
is about twelve and has gone to scout camp or something.

I have little doubt his woggle is getting some hellish abuse.

He'll grow out of it when he reaches puberty. It'll snap.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:03, Reply)

He's a prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:04, Reply)

Nah
he's just trying too hard.

Though he might well be a prick as well. Not really bothered, TBH.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Trying way too hard.
All him do is go round quoting OT catchphrases and sucking up to people.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Eh
totes, min.

I hate to say this but Battered is giving you good advice up there. ^^^^^^^^^^^

The cunt.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:15, Reply)

He's a dick as well, but not as bad as HH.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:15, Reply)

It's
hard to be a cunt and a dick at the same time but somehow Battered manages it. He could fuck himself silly but never really gets round to it.

I'm sure he's a lovely chap, sometimes.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Steak Pie is ready. Bye.

(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:28, Reply)