Smug, judgemental gossip available for sale.
Resemblance to lolwaqqqi 80s TV inventor uncanny. Available upon return from global circumnavigation race, in c.80 days. WARNING: cycling ability poor. Positive enquirers only please.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 8:49, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

+ purchaser must have a steady supply of antidepressants and moustache wax available.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 8:53, Reply)

is this another joke about me?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 8:55, Reply)

No.
Actually I am curious to know why on earth you think it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 8:59, Reply)

rofls is why
Plus, I am massively self-centred.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:06, Reply)

And look like Wilf Lunn?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)

I give up, who is this?
Morning hippy.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)

CQ

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Morning, chutney.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:02, Reply)