as it's september
does anyone want to know what this month's phrase on my calendar is?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:04, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)

September
'To be treated with Kid gloves'
meaning to literally be handled with gloves made of baby goat skin. Kid gloves were considered to be the finest of their day and only used for handling the most precious and delicate of items in a household.
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)

That is both entertaining AND informative.
Who said learning can't be fun?????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:11, Reply)

want to know something interesting about cockatiels?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Of course!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:14, Reply)

well it's all birds really
male birds don't have a penis, but their testes grow by 100s of times their size during mating season (similar happens to the ovaries of the females) and to mate they touch cloacas, sometimes only for one second, but it's enough for the sperm to get through
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

This is dynamite stuff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

i'm spent

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

i only researched cockatiel penises cos tricky's got hair like a cockatiel
and louise was interested to know how small their penises are
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

i thought louise was the truth fairy?
how can you confuse us like this?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:37, Reply)

i'll be honest with you here
there is no louise
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)