I would love to be able to draw.
I can't draw for toffee, sex or cold hard cash, hence my interest in producing dark graphic novel-style images from photos I take, which also expresses my dark, brooding, moody but complex and interesting personality.

Alt: All sorts of colours - blond, red, green, purple.

Altalt: a banana - delicious, healthy, comes wrapped in disposable wrapper, easy to eat while doing something else.

Downside is as a man you have to take manly bites fast and chunkily or you look like you're a gay.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:52, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Go away.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)

No.
Fuck you.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)

sorry, go away please

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Good boy.
But I'm afraid the answer is still no, fuck you.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:37, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzxOAUKCUA4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Youtube is gay.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)

No it isn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)

look vag,
You're a smug, idiotic prick. Go back to /qotw and post more lies, and slay some trolls and feel self satisfied, and leave us in peace.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)

But watching you get so upset arouses me.
Is that so wrong?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)

christ vag,
I'm not upset, I'm merely stating the fact that everyone else I've met here on /ot seems like an alright sort, we have plmdzr who is w huge hit with the ladies, Monty the token tramp whose knowledge of obscure music is worrying, tangles is a top bloke, cavy likes to dress up as a crow and get muddy, TH is a balding middle aged man with a heart of gold, swipey is a feisty lady but lovely, quints is probably mental but ace, AA is a dark lover of the rock, popper the loveable bonkers Aussie, and everyone else I can't list em all, and seem despite being disparate, and from different backgrounds and ages and everything else, all get along and seem like the sort of people I'd enjoy a pint with. You come across as a smug wanker with a chip on his shoulder.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)

You should listen to Windy Pig - he has some excellent advice for you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Stop whining, Neil.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)

I'll stop whining if you stop breathing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Oh well.
Why not simply put me on ignore, then?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Why not simply go away?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Why should I?
I've as much right to be here as you do. Besides, you like to think of yourself as bullying me, so, really, I'm doing you a favour.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Nothin gives you the right to touch me there, NOTHING!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:30, Reply)

How can something that feels so right be wrong?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)

You've every right to repeatedly fail to take the hint that people think you're a flid
and by 'hint' I mean 'repeatedly state it clearly' and to return here over and over again to hoots of derision and mockery.

Every right in the world. I merely question the wisdom of exercising it, that's all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)