i keep pouring teh charm on Lic but I aint scored a fuck from a fat chick on beeta or nuffink, I must be doing it all wrong

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:34, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

i should really hit up bobby
he'll have to do
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

put on a halo outfit and run around a field.
cavy will be frothing so much you'll have to wear a wetsuit.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)

she's already sent me some horrific gash pictures
i had no idea it was medically possible to fill a bhs gusset with so much hairy gash
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)

I've heard she has to feed it orphans to stop it attacking people in the street.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I feel genuinely sick now Rory.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)

she'll never invite me larping at this rate

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I reckon her and the cool gang play the theme tune to baywatch as they walk onto the larping field.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I also reckon this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:50, Reply)

i guess I'll never find out now :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Some people stand in darkness
Afraid to step into the larp.
Some people need to help somebody
When they dress up in tights.
Don't you worry, it's going to be all right.

'Cause I'm always there,
I'll let you borrow some tights.
I'll be there--never you fear
I'll be there--forever and always
I'm always larping
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)