Apparently he's someone's second account.
www.b3ta.com/questions/wankbank/post1712182

And just to thicken the plot, he's apparently been around for a few years because he knew my old username.

It'll be fun to see if a hilarious over-reaction can be consistently provoked from him by replying to his posts with "butthurt".
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:44, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

any guesses as to who?
Ringi? Ringo2? Mock turtle? AB?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:46, Reply)

That's the best bit. I have absolutely no idea.
Given that he knew my old username, I would guess it's a former /talk regular. There have been one or two semi-autistic nancies I've upset over the years.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:47, Reply)

well,
Don't be too sure, I knew your old username and was never around then, if its someone who lurks the talkboard they could have got it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Well it ain't Spanky, he Loved talking about wanking.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:58, Reply)