The boys are too busy trying to marmalade their cocks in your mums arse.
(at least I think the joke is something along those lines)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

One of my favourites.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:16, Reply)

My favourite joke is the one about the woman who gets her boobs weighed.
Well, either that one or the one I do about political shopping.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:21, Reply)

after all, that is the suavest of jokes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:22, Reply)

I heard chicks dig such jokes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I'm suave as fuck IRL.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:28, Reply)

are you really?
I didn't know that, you should have told us
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Have I mentioned my turquoise shirt, my piercings and my new hamster?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:33, Reply)

I heard you were socially inept.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Battered is a noncing cunt.
A/C
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:37, Reply)

MODS!!!!!!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Man, I hate trolls.
A/C
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Shook me all night long
AC/DC
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:47, Reply)

NEW HAMSTER?! Yay!
www.b-landau.de/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hamster-good-idea1.jpg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:35, Reply)

She's silver, her name is Grace and she's gradually getting over her terrible nerves.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:38, Reply)

aww
baby hamsters are always nervous, but given a little while they will be friendly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:42, Reply)

She's not a baby.
4 months old. Adopted. She had wet tail as a baby and was quarantined, so nobody wanted to buy her. She was incredibly jumpy at first, getting better though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:44, Reply)

she was lucky to get through wet tail
its pretty nasty.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:45, Reply)

So I hear.
She's really small.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Do you watch An Officer and a Gentleman together?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:46, Reply)

no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:59, Reply)

What I mean is..
Do you watch it whilst the rodent crawls about your bowel.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:02, Reply)

no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Well what films do you watch?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Eraserhead, Taxi Driver, King of Comedy, Transsexual Babysitters 4.
Why do you ask?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Just being conversational Richard.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Aight
Also, I only watched Transsexual Babysitters 1 through to 4 at the urge of Battered.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:16, Reply)

that's my friend's favourite joke to tell
unfortunately she was once about to deliver the punchline when she realised there were some young kids about and spent some time ab libbing about pectin
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:16, Reply)