Pop sensations 'Big in Japan' only ever got to no.78 in the Japanese charts!
Luckily their second album 'Medium-sized in Turkey' was a moderate success on the Istanbul club circuit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:37, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I thought 'Big in Japan' was a song title?
Alphaville, wasn't it?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Stop spoiling it for everyone else, Beth, for fuck's sake.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Watch out, she'll mod you.
She drunk with power, Monty. MAD with it, I tell you.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Give it a couple of months and you wankers will be BEGGING me to be a mod.
'Oh, help us Monty, b3th's ruining the internet Monty. If only you were mod, Monty' ETC ETC

It's the equivalent of when Labour got in. Be careful what you wish for, people.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Wouldn't that make you the Gordon Brown of b3ta?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)

No, I'm the Nick Griffin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)

You boss-eyed twat.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:50, Reply)

The Shamen'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:02, Reply)

That's the way every dictator gets into power. With applause.

( Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)