Now, I know it's early,
and perhaps some of the crazy gang aren't at work yet, but there's something gnawing away at my insides and I think I'm going to go mad if I don't get it off my chest. Bear with me on this, because it's important.

You know sometimes you KNOW you have to say something but you don't quite know how? Ah, fuck it - here goes:

This is a shit thread.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:47, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Well done, Monty - it's big of you to face up to that, and we all respect your feelings.
Thanks for bringing it to the floor and sharing it with us.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:48, Reply)

SOLVED !!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:48, Reply)

YESSSSSSS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:50, Reply)

I agree. Let's discuss the line-up of this year's Strictly Come Dancing instead.
I totally won Facebook last night by posting much the same.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Yeah let's TOTES discuss that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Alternatively, I need a new sig.
Top of your head. Go nuts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:53, Reply)

'wants to live in a male sauna'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:54, Reply)

'2nd worst poster after Vag'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Harsh man
I'd have been happy with 4th mind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:59, Reply)

I didn't mean it DF, you probably just scrape the top 5.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Aw man, I miss the podium now
From up there all the rest of you look like ants. Except Battered, who looks like an ant's poo.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:02, Reply)

You have a shit life.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:50, Reply)

I'm part of Monty's life.
Are you calling me shit? Well fuck you, you midget wanker.
( wanderlust, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:54, Reply)

EDITED.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Backpedalling shitcunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:56, Reply)

innit.
What. A. Prick.
( wanderlust, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Bollocks to you then.
EDITED BACK TO ORIGINAL.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Haven't you got some copies of the Big Issue to sell?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Haven't you got some platform shoes to go and buy?

( wanderlust, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Or any floors to hide under?
Where you can stash all of the things you've 'borrowed' recently.
( wanderlust, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:59, Reply)

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Mary Norton lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Whiteknighting your boyfriend?
Sad.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Just joining in.
It's the taking part that counts.
( wanderlust, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I have still got a few.
Want to borrow some to stand on? With your missus away you must be struggling to reach the high shelves.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I have had the kitchen lowered.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:02, Reply)