well, i;ve tried inviting twohats to visit,
but he has a stupid family and commitments and friends. You should come visit, we could drink in my pub, then drink in some other pubs, then drink in a dingy nightclub in an old university cellar, then snuggle.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:47, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I hate all of those things Windy
Except Oxford of course
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:48, Reply)

you hate snuggles???

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Yeah, he's a prick
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSkjH5WUnEM
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)

My brother's hilarious mate Bonz lives near Oxford,
he's one of the most amusing people I've ever met.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)

bonz is a stupid fucking name.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)

He has even more stupidly named friends than that.
Off the top of my head, there's Toothless Tim, Phil Syph (because they reckoned he has syphillis), Hawkeye, Nick Bollocks, fucking loads of these fools...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Collectivley they're known as the Samurai Justice League

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Actually two of those names are indeed involvd in that story.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Carry on, but don't lose your head.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Black fingernail lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:56, Reply)

It's my fault if you can't use a hammer properly?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Nicky Bollocks flows better
Tell him to start calling himself Nicky Bollocks.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)

OK will do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)