My wee smells like sugar puffs Monty
What does that mean?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:50, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

you've caught diabeetus off barts.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Oh no, the diabeetus?
Doctor sez if I eat one more eeclair they's gunna take my foot :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Have you been drinking a lot?
When I've been lashing it too much, my wee smells of Walkers 'Roast Chicken' Crisps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)

No, but I have been eating a lot of sugar puffs

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)

And sometimes my farts smell of popcorn

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I let one go in Tesco's on Saturday morning
that was so foul I genuinely left in shame without buying anything, and had to wait an hour before going back and making my purchases. People were looking at each other in disgust. It smelled like a medieval horse fair.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Oh Monty
You should instantly (and publically) blame the next nearest person to you. Then when everyone looks their way, simply blend into the crowd.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)