am I a massive bender?
I can never decide.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:44, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Probably.
It wouldn't surprise me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:45, Reply)

what indicators are there?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:54, Reply)

Not joining in threads you've asked people to start
Living in Bristol
Supporting Bristol City
Overcompensating by telling everyone how attractive girls find you
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:55, Reply)

I've met his Mrs. Way out of his league.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:58, Reply)

He's a b3tan.
All your missuses are out of your leagues.

It's us lady b3tans who settle.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:59, Reply)

Cheeky sod. Not always true. My missus is lucky to be with me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:04, Reply)

i dunno,
i'm definitely punching way above my weight with the Ladypig.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:05, Reply)

I haven't met her, obviously
but I imagine you are WRONG.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:08, Reply)

I've not met her either
But I'll bet he is punching well above his height.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:15, Reply)

Not as much as you are punching above your weight sunshine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:17, Reply)

Are you calling his missus fat?
I heard him, Jeff. Go on, do 'im!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:18, Reply)

I don't live in or near Bristol.
I don't support a football team.

And chicks dig me. Am I bent or not then?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:01, Reply)

as a nine bob note.
Sorry to be the bearer and all that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:01, Reply)

Fucking right you are.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:55, Reply)

Ello you.
What are you up to tonight?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:56, Reply)

Oi oi. Quiet night in planning the next stage of the garden & eating cassoulet. Probably will watch some Foyles War and have a glass of wine or 9.
Edit: what about you?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Had a really shit day, so I'm planning on chilling.
I got a new follower on twitter over the weekend - a bird with your surname, working in marketing. And it wasn't your missus. Are there more of you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:01, Reply)

I have a sister. She's a fat miserable selfish cunt.
No idea what she does for a living.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:04, Reply)

so you guys hang out a lot?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Not seen her in many years. Thankfully.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:05, Reply)

maybe she has changed?
maybe you should get together, on national TV, Jeremy Kyle?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:06, Reply)

I really don't think so. I have no desire to have anything to do with her.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:08, Reply)

fair enough,
I'm lucky me and brother are firm friends.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:10, Reply)

You're lucky.
My brother's a massive tool.

And he's got himself engaged to a fucking SCOUSER, for god's sake.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:12, Reply)

Ergh. Scousers. Yuk.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:18, Reply)

They're not even on here any more.
Now they're all grown up with jobs and social lives and hot and cold running sex.

Booooring......
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:21, Reply)

I don't have anything to do with her or my parents.
Didn't invite them to my wedding and I'm pretty confident they don't know about my daughter.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:21, Reply)

that's not a nice thing to hear Bdog,
but you have to live your life for you, and if they are baggage you don't want, then fair play. I know a couple of people who desperately try to make good with their families and it just causes more anguish.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:24, Reply)

I find my life is considerably improved without them being a part of it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Battered is like Jonathan Hart
From Hart to Hart.

He's self made. In fact, because he has a shed, I would suggest he is better than that Hart fella.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Da foist time dey met
it was MOIDAH
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:11, Reply)

My shed is fucking excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:23, Reply)

I don't doubt it.
Did you get the power hooked up?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Not yet. Decided I need a more powerful ring main, which legally I have to get someone in to fit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:26, Reply)