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I am 39 and it's as solid as it was when I was a teenager. R.O.C.K. H.A.R.D.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:06,
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yeah right, i bet it's like thumbing a marshmallow up a cat's bum
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:07,
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T.M.I. more like
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:08,
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9 inches more like.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:10,
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Woah, that's like a third of your total height.
I'm pretty sure that puts you in blue whale territory.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:11,
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i heard that's what he calls his wife
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:12,
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cos she's 'battered'
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:12,
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and fat
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:12,
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lol
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:12,
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blue cos of the bruises and whale cos of the fatness
in case you didn't get it
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:14,
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*gazzes Nakers to explain*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:16,
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i hope battered's fat, abused wife gets the help and support she needs soon
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:17,
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And the new Feeder album.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:18,
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i hope this helps
batteredwives.com/
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:18,
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Hahahaha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:19,
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it doesn't mention anything specifically about fat wives
i'm not sure they can still help, she should probably ask
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:21,
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if her fingers aren't too stubby for the keyboard that is
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:21,
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She will be if she hasn't made my supper when I get home.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:14,
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so she is a fat whale? because that's what i'm saying
that to marry you, she would have to be a fat whale, like a sperm whale or humpback or blue whale
i'm saying she's large
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:15,
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in fact, i suspect you like that
that you are a 'feeder', but that's 'just the way i'm feeling'
lol
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:16,
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that was a music joke, and a joke about your wife being fat
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:16,
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*gazzes Nakers to explain once again*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:17,
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You've got comedic range, Q
and that's a fact.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:17,
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you never know yourself til you try
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:17,
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Or '70s/80s football pundit famed for large chin' territory MORE LIKE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:12,
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YEAH
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:13,
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YEAAHHHHHH
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:13,
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Blue whales don't have penises a third of the length of their body
barnacles have massive knobs though.
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berk, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:17,
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On the subject of knobs; did your bf go on holiday with you in the end?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:18,
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Yes
he was told he could either find the money or find himself a new girlfriend.
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berk, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:19,
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relatively, berk
unless you've been sorely disappointed int he past
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:18,
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i'm implying your boyfriend has a small penis
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:19,
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I'm not married
but it's certainly not massive.
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berk, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:19,
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bigger than a barnacle's?
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:19,
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I misread that as Bartleby.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:21,
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that too
i heard he's got a right pantie python going on
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:22,
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You know what?
It *is* in fact funnier when you explain it. I've been doing it wrong all these years.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:19,
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hey i'm just glad to be a part of this forum
team effort, you're all great in yuor own way
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:20,
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The largest, proportionally, on earth, I understand from a Darwin prog I watched the other day.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:20,
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No one's interested in the height of your 'special shoes' mate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:11,
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A height 'joke'. What a surprise.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:14,
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One man's 'predictable' is another man's 'reliable', old boy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:17,
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I see.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:20,
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But do you? Do you really see?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:21,
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might need to lift him up for a better view
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:23,
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cos he's short, see?
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:23,
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*gazzes Nakers to explain*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:26,
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Yes I do. Unlike you I haven't gone blind from years of wanking.
Yet.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:25,
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who said that?
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:26,
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i'm implying i just went blind from wanking over that dead WPC
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:27,
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