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i'd 'fiona bone' nicola hughes
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19635239
know what i mean?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:55, 101 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

No.

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:56, Reply)

you retard

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

wait, she's dead
this might be disrespectful, i may have to reconsider
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

nah, still would

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Really? Not to my taste regardless of if she's dead or not.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)

yeah but you're old and you've got cockdroop

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:04, Reply)

I am 39 and it's as solid as it was when I was a teenager. R.O.C.K. H.A.R.D.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:06, Reply)

yeah right, i bet it's like thumbing a marshmallow up a cat's bum

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:07, Reply)

T.M.I. more like

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:08, Reply)

9 inches more like.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Woah, that's like a third of your total height.
I'm pretty sure that puts you in blue whale territory.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:11, Reply)

i heard that's what he calls his wife

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:12, Reply)

cos she's 'battered'

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:12, Reply)

and fat

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:12, Reply)

lol

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:12, Reply)

blue cos of the bruises and whale cos of the fatness
in case you didn't get it
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:14, Reply)

*gazzes Nakers to explain*

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:16, Reply)

i hope battered's fat, abused wife gets the help and support she needs soon

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

And the new Feeder album.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:18, Reply)

i hope this helps
batteredwives.com/
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Hahahaha

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:19, Reply)

it doesn't mention anything specifically about fat wives
i'm not sure they can still help, she should probably ask
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:21, Reply)

if her fingers aren't too stubby for the keyboard that is

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:21, Reply)

She will be if she hasn't made my supper when I get home.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:14, Reply)

so she is a fat whale? because that's what i'm saying
that to marry you, she would have to be a fat whale, like a sperm whale or humpback or blue whale

i'm saying she's large
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:15, Reply)

in fact, i suspect you like that
that you are a 'feeder', but that's 'just the way i'm feeling'

lol
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:16, Reply)

that was a music joke, and a joke about your wife being fat

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:16, Reply)

*gazzes Nakers to explain once again*

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

You've got comedic range, Q
and that's a fact.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

you never know yourself til you try

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Or '70s/80s football pundit famed for large chin' territory MORE LIKE

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:12, Reply)

YEAH

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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:13, Reply)

YEAAHHHHHH

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Blue whales don't have penises a third of the length of their body
barnacles have massive knobs though.
(berk, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

On the subject of knobs; did your bf go on holiday with you in the end?

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Yes
he was told he could either find the money or find himself a new girlfriend.
(berk, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:19, Reply)

relatively, berk
unless you've been sorely disappointed int he past
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:18, Reply)

i'm implying your boyfriend has a small penis

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:19, Reply)

I'm not married
but it's certainly not massive.
(berk, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:19, Reply)

bigger than a barnacle's?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:19, Reply)

I misread that as Bartleby.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:21, Reply)

that too
i heard he's got a right pantie python going on
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:22, Reply)

You know what?
It *is* in fact funnier when you explain it. I've been doing it wrong all these years.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:19, Reply)

hey i'm just glad to be a part of this forum
team effort, you're all great in yuor own way
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:20, Reply)

The largest, proportionally, on earth, I understand from a Darwin prog I watched the other day.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:20, Reply)

No one's interested in the height of your 'special shoes' mate.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:11, Reply)

A height 'joke'. What a surprise.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:14, Reply)

One man's 'predictable' is another man's 'reliable', old boy.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

I see.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:20, Reply)

But do you? Do you really see?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:21, Reply)

might need to lift him up for a better view

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:23, Reply)

cos he's short, see?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:23, Reply)

*gazzes Nakers to explain*

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Yes I do. Unlike you I haven't gone blind from years of wanking.

Yet.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:25, Reply)

who said that?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:26, Reply)

i'm implying i just went blind from wanking over that dead WPC

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:27, Reply)

CORRRRR

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:08, Reply)

FUCK DA POLICE

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Well assuming you mean 'engage in sexual congress'
Yes! Yes I do!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:20, Reply)

I hope you at least have the decency to do it
in the snug and not out in the main bar.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Why, you rascal
*ruffles hair*
*gooses*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:23, Reply)

would you?
i mean before that mancunian decorated his lounge with her innards?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:24, Reply)

cos she's dead now

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:24, Reply)

No, she's not really my type
She's the one on the right, right?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:25, Reply)

the gooder looking one, yes

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Yeah, not really my cuppa
But then maybe it's just not a flattering picture. Does she have a facebook profile? Maybe you can get something better.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:27, Reply)

i think she looks alright in the face
i'd probably have to see more before i committed to be fair, but so far it's a yes from camp Q
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Almost a pity she's dead, Q

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:30, Reply)

almost

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Shoud be a new Dulux colour; 'splash of copper'.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:26, Reply)

very drole!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:26, Reply)

I would
but I'm pretty easy and probably not a suitable barometer.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Oh shush! I'm sure you could make a perfectly decent cup of gourmet coffee if you tried!

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:30, Reply)

This is epically shit btw

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:34, Reply)

You just need to have it explained.
A gourmet coffee maker is called a "barista", right? That sounds a bit like "barometer".
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:36, Reply)

I should fucking coco
I have a filter machine and a grinder and everything.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:34, Reply)

He was taking about coffee, not hot chocolate based beverages.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:37, Reply)

I know.
I have a filter machine and a grinder. Just because quality coffee to you is gold blend rather then tescos. God.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:39, Reply)

I hate instant coffee. Never drink it.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:42, Reply)

maybe we're the only ones here with taste

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:31, Reply)

HAVE YOU SEEN THESE PEOPLE'S GIRLFRIENDS?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Yes, actually. You're very mean about these people.
OK, they're not as pretty as me, but so few people are!

Edit: Except Dozy, of course.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:33, Reply)

I would fuck virtually anyone
The way I look at it, I don't have time to be picky. How many good fucking years have I got left in me, really?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:31, Reply)

2 tops

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:36, Reply)

I got it, I just disagree as they are both munters

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:29, Reply)

so's your mum

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:31, Reply)

At least she's alive unlike these manc munters or AAs mum

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:33, Reply)

poor AA's mum
:(
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:34, Reply)

She didn't even die serving her country
She died cos AA didn't love her enough :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:34, Reply)

He's hoping she'll wake up when September ends.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Just a few weeks now :)))))

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:43, Reply)

This Thread is SHITE
Do you remember when OT was funny?
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b3tz, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Not really, no

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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:33, Reply)

you're shite

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:33, Reply)

LINK PLZ

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:40, Reply)

Start here
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=57534
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:42, Reply)

That link's broken???
When I click on it, it just takes me to a bent spastic website.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Try this one instead.
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=21103
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:46, Reply)

That takes me to a bankruptcy information page

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Haha.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:48, Reply)

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