You've constructed a fantasy world where you're being treated badly and now you're whimpering about the injustice of it to people you don't really know in a safe and sterile environment.
You epitomise the internet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 19:52, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm treated fairly well in this world
I despise the royal family and the fact that we subsidise what, in any other context, would constitute a mildly entertaining minor channel reality TV show.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Have you read The Queen and I by Sue Townsend? You should.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Yes I have
Is that your most considered response to an anti-monarchy stance?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Not at all. I am a republican. I simply thought you may find the book slightly amusing

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:09, Reply)

I did.
Sorry - I thought you were holding this up as a moral of our times in case the monarchy collapsed.

It's got to be 25 years old but as I remember it depicted Edward and Andrew as useless cunts.

How prescient.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:13, Reply)

Indeed. I may re-read it when I want to read somethng that I don't need to think about particularly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 20:16, Reply)

She hasn't asked for compensation and you're not liable for the legal costs.
You're not a republican. You're an idiot.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 21:41, Reply)

France.

( WormuIus, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 23:41, Reply)

This is the single best thing ever posted on b3ta.

( WormuIus, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 23:21, Reply)