get this right
i saw my mrs at lunch, and as i walked her back she grabs me by the tie, sticks her tongue down me throat and grabs me crotch

just as Becky walks by (becky's worked with me before and now works with the mrs, she's safe as). she laughed her head off and said she was going to tell the whole office about my horny old dear
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:18, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Never does the reputation any harm to let word spread around that you have a woman that throws herself at you in public

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:19, Reply)

She's just making extra sure Quint can't get her pregnant.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:20, Reply)

wait what?
becky's spreading it round the girlfriend's office
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I meant the ball grab, she wanted to damage your tackle.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:22, Reply)

no she didn't

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:47, Reply)