Alright shitcunts?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:19, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Hey kids! It's Battered!!!
(Alright might son?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:20, Reply)

All good ta. Yourself?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Tops!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:22, Reply)

and fingers?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:23, Reply)

And Cornetto.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:24, Reply)

How many?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Just one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:26, Reply)

I set 'em up
you knock 'em down.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Only 50p

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Ha ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:25, Reply)

+ lube.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Hello poppet

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:26, Reply)

Wotcha. Alright?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Yup.
Definitely not too bad.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Great
to see you!!!!!!!!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:21, Reply)

So glad
to get such an eloquent response.

I've really misssd you.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:24, Reply)

As much as you miss Hercules?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Hercules
is plummers deceased hamster.

While I have some empathy for the sad demise of his erstwhile pet, it doesn't really touch my heart.

Anyway, I think he's got a new one.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:28, Reply)