You
should have seen me when young, Sir. Noel Coward had nothing on me. I used to wipe their gashes with my cravat when finished the rogering business. A gentleman knows how to treat a lady.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:40, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

*makes notes*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:41, Reply)

And
that was how the "kipper tie" was born.

So Phudbree invented the kipper tie, OK?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:04, Reply)

What else did you invent uncle Phud?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Nothing, son,I was too busy cleaning the basement. Years it took me, years.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:15, Reply)