You'll have to tell him the secret of your immense sexual magnetism.
All I can advise him is to hang around bingo clubs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:14, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'm far too good to be on my own for the rest of my life.
But I live in Bradford. Baked-bean coloured chavs and inbred no-lifes.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:17, Reply)

But you have the Hockney Museum!
That's almost like culture!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Have you been?
That is what Bradford should be.

That area is incredible but I sell flats there to the Leeds market.

EDIT - I want sex,not culture.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:21, Reply)

My uncle used to live in Wakefield and work in Bradford.
I stayed with him one half term when I was at school. He took me to see the museum. It was cool.

In fact, I'm pretty sure his office was near the museum.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:24, Reply)

You should take a holiday TD.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Club 18-30 stylee?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:26, Reply)

18 - 44? I'd not really be interested in the lower end, mind.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:29, Reply)

I'd fucking love a holiday Jeff
Cambodia? You link it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Work going well?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:29, Reply)

I set you up for a link there.
I'll do it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eyROvw6zbY
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:32, Reply)

First time I've seen that version.
Hellfire! Bedtime.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:38, Reply)