I can top this
When I first went to the US, the chap handed me my passport (pic from when I was 16) saying, 'this is a lady's passport sir'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:59, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Mmmmmmmbop
Were you in poptastic family fun group Hanson as a child?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:01, Reply)

I was the fourth, secret member

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:02, Reply)

Yeah, because you were dark haired, bearded
and a good ten years older than the rest. It'd have looked like three wholesome American teens and their creepy paedo uncle.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Ted Danson, Steve Gutenberg and Tom Selleck’szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:07, Reply)

I was 27 when my first passport expired.
In the preceding ten years, my face had changed almost unrecognisably. In the latter two years I did a lot of travelling to Canada to see the ex. Sometimes via the US.

The amount of bag searches that passport generated was fucking embarrassing.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:01, Reply)