There is a book after all
It turns out that not only was Pete "not a nonce" Townshend actually writing a book, but also he was trying to bring the system down from within (or summat)
www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/sep/28/pete-townshend-internet-child-abuse-images?newsfeed=true
What excuses do you use for being a filthy nonce?
You may widen this to include more general excuses, those of you who are not anotherwanker

Alt: What else have you been "researching" online*

Altalt: B4$H!!!!!!L0L!!!!!!!!!!

*You won't find my mum anywhere there.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:24, 17 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Oh Peter:
"I've had the misfortune to read online comments where I'm judged as a paedophile because I've got a big nose," he said.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Fuckin hell that Noseybonk off of Jigsaw must be some kind of MECHA-NONCE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:27, Reply)

He posts on here
Formerly under the name Kano, more recently as anotherwanker.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I KNEW IT!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I'm assuming that the lack of responses here reveals that none of you can excuse your terrible noncing
Apart from anotherkano, who appears to have an arsenal of excuses up his sleeve, ready for when the police knock down his front door.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Megan Stammers seems to have survived her ordeal well. She has been found in good health, but is said to be completely exhausted. In fact, she described herself as "absolutely fucked".

Forrest was probably trying to ensure she achieved an A* in her French Oral Exam.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Couldn't resist a nonce thread, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:41, Reply)

He's just a consciencious teacher.
He took her all the way to France to demonstrate that 30 DOES go into 15.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:55, Reply)