FACT OF THE DAY:
Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys had a massive fetish about ladies with mahogany breasts. But when he really started to go mad he thought his girlfriend's balsa bra-busters were telling him off, and he'd beg them to leave him alone.

'Wooden tit, be nice' he'd say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:12, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

no, montgomery
NO
(quintsy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Awww come on, it's Friday and it's my birthday on Sunday!
Can't I have some fun?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONTY
XXXXXXXXXX
(quintsy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Thirty nine years young!!!! You know what they say!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Thank fuck
FINALLY someone older than me
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Stunned poster and I are both 39 on Sun.
KERRAZZY!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Is it Kev's birthday too?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:25, Reply)

God I hate Kev. He's such a dick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)

kev's alright, you birthday wanker

(quintsy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)

He's no Joe, though, is he?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:27, Reply)

you know what
i really used to like joe, but the people he's inflicted on us let us down, so kev's better than him now
(quintsy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)

No room for sentimentality in this game.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

sentimentality is for mugs

(quintsy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Happy Birthday Montz!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWVhcVzti7A
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Yazz always did my lid in.,
Face of a wog - yet with blonde hair????? I MEAN EH????????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Oh Monce

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Seems silly now I think about it - I mean, she must have just been bleaching her hair!
Simple as that!

Betty Boo is fucking lucky I didn't live near her back in the diggedy or so help me God I'd have done something she would have regretted for the rest of her short, terrified life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Yes, she was lovely

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Each night I would dream of 'doing' her 'do'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)

I'd have done her do, or something.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)

nah she was alright
rockabilly types are obsessed with her
(quintsy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)

oh wait i was thinking of someone else

(quintsy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Betty Boothroyd?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Is doing the doothroyd?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)

some black and white burlesque bird witha fringe

(quintsy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Ah you mean Lenny Henry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Baron Samedi from Live and Let Die?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)

bettie page

(quintsy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:37, Reply)

She was alright.
Rockabilly types are obsessed with her.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)

yeah that's what i said
i'll thank you for not arguing
(quintsy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

The chick that played her in the movie was better looking

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Errr, not the Wee Papa Girl Rappers I hope. They were fucking GRIMSBY.
Monie Luv was a fuckin HOG and all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)

i googled them, agree with girl rappers
but monie love brings up mixed results and i don't know which one it is
(quintsy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

God she's really improved herself.
When she had short hair she looked like a fucking hound.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

thanks, i'll change that to a confirmed 'would' then

(quintsy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I'll let her know it's back on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:47, Reply)

you're such a love!

(quintsy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:48, Reply)