I would like to take her to the cinema.
And repeatedly point out how much better the other actresses are than her.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:20, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Even the shit actresses.
In fact, especially the shit actresses.

I'd be all "Hey, you see that Jennifer Lawrence in The Hunger Games, you see the way she gives a fairly one dimensional portrayal of a resident of a dystopian future forced to fight for her life? Yeah, well, that's a whole dimension more than you managed to achieve in Transformers 3."

And then I'd finger her.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:24, Reply)

"Hey you see that extra there? The one with her back to the camera?
The one who's pretending to eat at the restaurant?
I'd hire her over you for every film I would ever make, I don't even know if she's got any teeth"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)

would you finger her though?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)

I could probably get a blowie after that sort of character assasination.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)