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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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oh sure if she didn't move or speak she'd be a fairly passable, quite average looking girl.
but the second she moves her chavlorn face, motions with her fat gypsysmeg hands or opens her massive Morrisons shopping trolley gob I want to punch her harder than any woman i've ever seen
( , Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:39, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

she needs firing into the sun, she needs to be vaporised and sealed in a airtight, radioactive container, she needs dissolving in acid, being encased in a thick plastic polymer, being de-constructed at a molecular level and forced into the CERN collider, to be fired around at speeds close to the speed of light, only to tear a hole in the fabric of the universe, collapse in on herself and disappear along with everything she's ever touched and everyone who has ever seen her
( , Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)
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